Roz college aati ho, duppate se kya chuppati ho, are hum mar gaye hai kya, jo kitabo se dabati ho!
Husband: Jee karta hai ki tumhari zulfon mein kho jaaon, tumhare aankhon mein bas jaaon, tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon. Wife: Neeche kya padosi ghusengey?
Mother: Do u know the meaning of Mangalsutra? Daughter: Yes, it is the license to enjoy Kamasutra.
Ghar ki bahu paraye mard ke saath soraithi saas ko pata chala lekin kuch nahi boli. malum hai kui? Kuiki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi..
Q: Why do pubic hair never grey and hair on head turn grey? A: Bcoz uppar dimaag mein tension hi tension hai, par neeche Mauj hi Mauj!!
Never ask a woman this code 2659. Bcoz its very secret. It means 2 inch ka hole 6 inch ka pole 5 minute ka mazaa 9 months ki sazza!
What did one breast say to another breast? "Sala Ladra niche wali gali mei hota hai, aur pakde hum dono jaate hain"
Q: What did Bipasha Basu say when she got tired of sex? A: JOHN-AB-RAHAM kar
Son Saw parents having sex he asks Dad whats up? Dad: teri maa may PETROL barh raha hun Son: Mom ki AVERAGE CHECK karo abhi uncle bhi TANK FULL kay kay gaye hai
A man was pressing lady's boobs in a crowded bus. Lady, "Excuse me... Yeh aap achha nahi kar rahe hain!" Man, "Itni bheed mein is se achha ho hi nahi sakta"
Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip khuli dekh Ladkiyan zor se hasne lagi. Masterji bole: Zyada hehe ki to bahar nikaal kar khada kar doonga.
Husband: Darling good night Wife: Aise kaise good night? Pehle band kar ligh, phir lund kar tight, dubake kar fight, jab nikal jaye white, then I feel right, phir good night!
